Ну ладно. Поехали: U5super33 on 40MHz bus

CPU is in V86 mode: No
Processor         : UMC UMC UMC   187 MHz
CPUID (TFMS)      : 0423  Codename: Unknown
Feature           : 00000000h  MMX(tm):No, IA SSE:No, IA SSE2:No
CPU speed index   : 18.62
...
│ Cache Level 1 │    76.51 MB/s│    19.71 MB/s│    33.73 MB/s│    43.32 MB/s│ 
│ Cache Level 2 │    24.34 MB/s│    19.64 MB/s│    19.62 MB/s│    21.20 MB/s│ 
│ Memory        │     8.83 MB/s│    20.17 MB/s│     7.61 MB/s│    12.20 MB/s│  

Не хочу вообще! За полчаса ни одного бенчмарка!

Unrecognized CPU vendor: UMC UMC UMC 
CPU speed: 100.00 MHz
L1 cache size: unknown
L2 cache size: unknown
L1 cache line size: unknown
L2 cache line size: unknown

CPU is in V86 mode: No
Processor         : Intel 486DX2(tm)   83 MHz
CPUID (TFMS)      : 0435  Codename: P24 (0.80um)
Feature           : 00000003h  MMX(tm):No, IA SSE:No, IA SSE2:No
CPU speed index   : 25.55
...
│ Cache Level 1 │    70.19 MB/s│    20.12 MB/s│    33.76 MB/s│    41.35 MB/s│ 
│ Cache Level 2 │    25.86 MB/s│    20.04 MB/s│    19.76 MB/s│    21.89 MB/s│ 
│ Memory        │     9.13 MB/s│    20.57 MB/s│     7.61 MB/s│    12.44 MB/s│ 

Может, и оттормаживается, но...

Intel 486 processor
CPU speed: 100.00 MHz
L1 cache size: unknown
L2 cache size: unknown
L1 cache line size: unknown
L2 cache line size: unknown
Prime95 version 23.7, RdtscTiming=1
Best time for 384K FFT length: 10700.100 ms.
Best time for 448K FFT length: 13266.156 ms.
Best time for 512K FFT length: 14250.277 ms.
Best time for 640K FFT length: 19283.110 ms.
Best time for 768K FFT length: 22708.576 ms.
Best time for 896K FFT length: 27911.683 ms.
Best time for 1024K FFT length: 30394.138 ms.
Best time for 1280K FFT length: 39739.456 ms.
Best time for 1536K FFT length: 47692.745 ms.
Best time for 1792K FFT length: 58401.996 ms.
Best time for 2048K FFT length: 63667.138 ms.

Явно отглючивется!!! Не воспринимайте серъезно - скоро перетестю...

CPU is in V86 mode: No
Processor         : AMD Am486DX4(tm)  150 MHz
CPUID (TFMS)      : 0484  Codename: P24C (0.50um)
Feature           : 00000001h  MMX(tm):No, IA SSE:No, IA SSE2:No
CPU speed index   : 46.86
...
│ Cache Level 1 │   155.47 MB/s│    28.00 MB/s│    46.60 MB/s│    76.69 MB/s│ 
│ Cache Level 2 │    41.11 MB/s│    27.95 MB/s│    26.94 MB/s│    32.00 MB/s│ 
│ Memory        │    13.71 MB/s│    28.67 MB/s│    12.19 MB/s│    18.19 MB/s│